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Feb 17 '12
john—strider: kennychu: redlark: antonio-smexyass: ohhicas: toonqueen: A piece of paper with my schedule on it. Rhinox statue. I’m screwed with it hitting me at 5 mph My pillow. ALL OF MY TEXTBOOKS It’s just my couch…..OH FUCK A FILLED DRESSER KACHA WAS QUITE LITERALLY FUCKED BY ME LOL

john—strider:

kennychu:

redlark:

antonio-smexyass:

ohhicas:

toonqueen:

A piece of paper with my schedule on it.

Rhinox statue. I’m screwed with it hitting me at 5 mph

My pillow.

ALL OF MY TEXTBOOKS

It’s just my couch…..OH FUCK

A FILLED DRESSER

KACHA WAS QUITE LITERALLY FUCKED BY ME LOL

(Source: thecityliesthebullshitsmiles)

3,527 notes (via queendavejohn & thecityliesthebullshitsmiles)

  1. marley93 reblogged this from chatterboxrose and added:
    TV’s remote control… Fucked.
  2. doomdiva reblogged this from a-bad-person and added:
    A small couch pillow. Thankfully my dog is not next to me this time.
  3. a-bad-person reblogged this from almightyjeri and added:
    My boyfriend. I think I just got laid.
  4. lavati009 reblogged this from toast-a-saurus and added:
    A pair of dirty socks. Not fucked at all.
  5. crystalklk reblogged this from thatfreakontheinternets and added:
    I’m sorry Kathryn but I laughed so hard at that. Umm… my couch. Oh crud.
  6. paperraine reblogged this from higher-than-a-galactic-bounty and added:
    …A filling cabinet.
  7. cyrusdavyrus reblogged this from ionlydrivch3vyz
  8. harrumbledore reblogged this from lingeringdaydreams and added:
    An empty crisp packet. I think I’m pretty safe.
  9. ionlydrivch3vyz reblogged this from youandmrsjones and added:
    My stove…smh damn
  10. richie281 reblogged this from youandmrsjones and added:
    A fucking COMPUTER??? Well damn…
  11. foreverking8 reblogged this from trustmyplus
  12. lifeastoldbysnizzy reblogged this from youandmrsjones and added:
    Lol a styrafoam cup….. I’m good
  13. lingeringdaydreams reblogged this from baxtavius and added:
    A blanket. I think I’m good.
  14. youandmrsjones reblogged this from bowtiebrown
  15. trustmyplus reblogged this from bowtiebrown and added:
    My purple wall. SHEIT!
  16. fuckeryandwoozles reblogged this from wellhellolovely and added:
    Andrew and a lamp. Pretty sure I’m dead.
  17. bowtiebrown reblogged this from wellhellolovely and added:
    Zakiyia big ass……dammit.
  18. wellhellolovely reblogged this from baxtavius and added:
    23 oz. can of Arizona. That’s gonna be a dent in my head. :(
  19. baxtavius reblogged this from imma-kitty-meow and added:
    It was Emily. I don’t want to say anything else or she might feel insulted in some way.
  20. ab0minabl3twat reblogged this from greedjr and added:
    The 46” t.v ow..
  21. greedjr reblogged this from gottafart
  22. weltreisender reblogged this from news14 and added:
    Backpack… damn
  23. avidmidnightpsycho reblogged this from news14 and added:
    OH FUCK IT’S MY BEDPOST
  24. news14 reblogged this from blidnlysighted and added:
    my Squall Leonheart figure? considering it has a pointy gunsword: pretty fucked.
  25. olitiger reblogged this from kelstupid and added:
    the wall…..fuck
  26. everybodykickleah reblogged this from piippujalka and added:
    FUCKING DESK FUCKING METAL DESK GOD DAMMIT
  27. solidgoldchocolatebars reblogged this from bible-fanfiction and added:
    my bed i died a comfortable death and lived a fluffy life
  28. beckstermeow reblogged this from small-mice and added:
    Fucking wardrobe.
  29. ragnarsforge reblogged this from small-mice
  30. small-mice reblogged this from notquitesurewhat-thetrain
  31. crunchynutcase reblogged this from tehstripe
  32. notquitesurewhat-thetrain reblogged this from tehstripe and added:
    a piece of paper. well maybe I’ll get a really bad paper cut but I’m ok
  33. tehstripe reblogged this from arthoniel and added:
    ^ I’m sitting next to itsakatieclearly I feel bad for the both of us.
  34. tangledinblue14 reblogged this from arthoniel and added:
    A test tube full of dangerous chemicals….I am all kinds of fucked…
  35. arthoniel reblogged this from fiammettarey and added:
    A person. How’d she even get to be going 100 mph? But yeah, I’m pretty fucked.
  36. subitimes reblogged this from msawesomesmarties and added:
    my foam shark that would still hurt
  37. msawesomesmarties reblogged this from love-and-rainbows-88 and added:
    A candle in a glass jar ow
  38. love-and-rainbows-88 reblogged this from ironically-dave and added:
    my cough drops… lol.
  39. fynnfish reblogged this from saintlybell and added:
    A blanket. Phew.
  40. zero-saito reblogged this from seleneokiku and added:
    DVD Shelf….better that than the door or TV and nightstand.
  41. latinfordead reblogged this from hawkeyenevermisses and added:
    my hardcover, thousand page British Literature book…
  42. trapped-in-sanity reblogged this from kiddoskrunch and added:
    My left hand… damn.