Woops. Guys. I homestuck’d. I’m sorry.
This is my head canon for Dirk. He’s pretty. I can imagine him growing up with animes and thinking that he has to be a pretty bishonen or the world doesn’t work. So he cares way too much about his appearance, freaks out if he has acne and keeps his hair flawless. Dirk Strider is the biggest weeb ever.

